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BEEF HOUSE III

"In a world where taste has no boundaries, one reunion dares to defy the prime cuts of reality. Synth lasers scream through the neon dusk, cow skulls haunt the grid horizon, and three lost souls reunite for one final course.

The year is 2025. The meat is unstable. Welcome… to BEEF HOUSE."

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MEATWAVE TECHNOLOGY™
Patent-pending soundwave grilling—exactly as dangerous as it sounds.
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FORBIDDEN SAUCES
Five sauces discovered in the ruins of a defunct Sizzler. Eat at your own risk.
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NEON COW DRONES
Hovering bovine sentries guarding the perimeter. Don't look them in the eyes.
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BEEF PROTOCOL V3.0
Genetically modified steaks infused with pure synthwave.
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VHS MEMORY DUMP
A looping montage of all previous Beef Houses, complete with tracking errors and awkward silences.
"ONLY THE CHOOSEN WILL SURVIVE THE THIRD COURSE."
SYSTEM ERROR
Beef containment breach detected